Hey, j-schooled kiddies scrivening away at the Podunk Times-Picayune in the hopes of one day making it into the Gray Lady's bosom? Check this out!

Mary-Kate Olsen Gets A 'Times' Byline

We fully understand why the person who pointed us to this article said that she was thinking of "opening a vein." If you're already thinking along the same lines, perhaps it would be best to avoid MK's bio on the Contributors page.

Brand Loyalty [NYT]