Looks like that move to Friday publication might not be going so well! The 24th floor conference room at 'Time' was discovered today to be infested by crap. From deep inside the bowels:

There was a 10 am meeting. On the bar where the food is sometimes served there was a whole pile of weird looking rock things. We all ignored them and went about our boring business. Then later someone discovered it was manure. Somebody had dumped manure in the conference room. But nobody even noticed. That's how dedicated we are to being boring.

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