• By balk
    Mar 1, 2007 12:30 PM 3,592
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    This Week in Gawker Commenter Executions

    commentban.jpgWhat's that sound? Oh, it's a bell! And it's tolling for... these:

  • Executed: FarfelFershtayst
    Crime: So many, but we'll go with this one.
  • Executed: Skip Gates
    Crime: Assuming one of the girls is taking it from an N+1er. It could be Balk, you know.
  • Executed: Angelina
    Crime: Relying on Gawker to give her "IMPORTANT AND RELEVENT INFO up to the minute." Also, use of "dunzo."
  • Executed: JohnElvis
    Crime: That NSFW avatar. Enough said.

    Disputants may consult the Gawker Comments FAQ, section 5. However, note also that this manner of death isn't really permanent. Banned commenters may return through invitations or through future general amnesties. Existing commenters should also feel free to nominate other commenters for future bannings; doing so will, of course, raise one's own potential banning profile.


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