What's that sound? Oh, it's a bell! And it's tolling for... these:
- Executed: FarfelFershtayst
Crime: So many, but we'll go with this one.
- Executed: Skip Gates
Crime: Assuming one of the girls is taking it from an N+1er. It could be Balk, you know.
- Executed: Angelina
Crime: Relying on Gawker to give her "IMPORTANT AND RELEVENT INFO up to the minute." Also, use of "dunzo."
- Executed: JohnElvis
Crime: That NSFW avatar. Enough said.
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