Don Trump Jr. Gets Pimped Out By Daddy

Residents of the Trump World Tower were undoubtedly delighted to discover, in their mailboxes, special VIP invitations to an extra-special wealth creation seminar from Donald Trump! He's going to let everyone in on all the extra-secret strategies that he's used to become fabulously rich, and he wants everyone to be a part of it. And he's enlisted his (hotter) son to begin doing his dirty work!

"Please be my personal guest to hear my real story on Trump wealth creation from my son, Donald Trump Jr., and also be trained by '4' self-made multi-millionaire experts. Donald Trump Jr. will share with you our family's most successful wealth creating secrets and strategies." And Trump World Tower residents don't even have to pay the $149 entrance fee! But what else will they be learning from the Trumps?

At this once in a lifetime financial conference you will learn how to: 1. Find income producing properties the Trump way. 2. Slash capital gains tax to "0" when you sell real estate, stocks, or your business. 3. Lower your current tax bill up to 31%. 4. Negotiate the Trump way. 4. Negotiate the Trump way. 5. Protect 100% of your personal assets from all lawsuits, liens, levies, bankruptcy, or even a divorce. 6. Get government approved investments guaranteeing 9.6% to 32% return. 7. Learn the Trump way to cash in on the new trillion dollar booming foreclosure opportunity in 2007.
Gee, that all sounds like it's on the up-and-up. Yay! We'll be rich!

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