• We got Past, Over at a former East Village lingerie store and Undermined in Boerum Hill.
  
• Dana Vachon schooled us about the stock market.
  
• We named an Altarcations winner.
  
• A former Williamsburg writer complained that she'd been forced to leave the city.
  
• Keith McNally vowed to fight the Hotel Gansvoort billboard to the grave.
  
• We reviewed the Observer's new look.
  
• We hung out with Kurt Andersen at the Waverly Inn, heard Janice Min talk about Paris Hilton at Columbia, and weren't too starstruck to talk to Michael Stipe at the New York Oscar party. (Well, some of us weren't.)
  
• TAN also learned what everyone else thought about the Oscars.
  
• We had PMS.
  
• Jane got busted for indecent exposure.
  
• We wondered whether magazines make up their letters to the editor. Yes, they do! Oh wait, no, they don't.
  
• We got the relationship between blacks and Asians explained to us.
  
• We began our research on who the worst bosses in NYC are.

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