map from dakota to scientology center

We are hearing loud murmurs from the Tom Cruise camp that Tom and Katie loved Miami so much they really, really want a house down here. The couple is allegedly planning another trip to South Beach, where best friends Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have offered to show them around.
Could it be? Would TomKat really choose Miami over our fair city? We think not! Look at that map above: It's just a short skip through the park to get from the Dakota to the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre on East 82nd. Suck it, Sunshine State!

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