Pompous sperm-selling auteur Vincent Gallo wasn't aware that he would be operating the craft services table at the Upright Citizens Brigade theater tonight apparently, as the comedians promised. A tipster informs us that the greasy Republican didn't approve of this use of his hallowed name. (Wonder how he found out?) "His assistant called the theatre saying Vicent was very upset and demanded an apology for being credited as such. Someone at the theatre apologized, allegedly saying they were sorry that Vincent Gallo doesn't have a sense of humor." Meouch!