Retitle Lance Bass's Gaymoir!

Former boybander Lance Bass, who not-shocked the world with an announcement of his gayitude this past summer, has just sold a memoir to classy S&S imprint Simon Spotlight Entertainment. It's called Out Of Sync, and it's "a 'candid' book about his life, his music, and his life as a gay man." We like the concept, but frankly, we think the title needs some work! Here are a few of our suggestions. We implore you to leave yours in the comments.

  • A Life Lived Bass Ackwards
  • Lance Bass: Reaching For The Stars (get it? because he wanted to charter a space shuttle?)
  • Bi Bi ... Actually, Just Really Gay
  • Tearin Up My Fart
  • Here's What I'LL Say, Reichen, You Cheating Bastard