Does Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen have a baby in her tummy? That's what Brazilian gossip site Glamurama claims, albeit in some crazy language we don't know. However, the Boston Globe translates: "would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family." If this womb news is true —we so hope it is, for reasons we're not even clear on ourselves!—Bunchen joins actress Bridget Moynahan in the knocked up by Tom Brady club, where she's been discontentedly hanging out since shortly before Brady dumped her ass. We would think of a sports metaphor, but since someone far more qualified already decided not to do that, we're going to go with: this guy is like the Kevin Federline of football!

Bundchen Pregnant By Brady? [Boston Globe]

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