In a suspiciously detailed item that we're sure was not in any way supplied by the baby boutique supposedly offering an estimate (website here! map here!) to decorate a nursery for a possibly forthcoming Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes offspring, TMZ reports that a Team Cruise design-drone was "overheard" discussing plans for a new clone-rearing chamber for the Cruise compound:
TMZ has learned that a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four "scenarios" for a boy's nursery. The TomKat friend was overheard saying, "We want to be prepared for a baby boy." We're told the interested themes for the room were: sports, nursery rhyme, cartoon and the color blue.
The estimated cost for the eggshell blue-themed room alone is $45,000 — and would include a custom-made blue and white antique crib, blue bedding and blue walls with floating clouds. The shop was also given a deadline of April 15, three days before Suri's first birthday, to come up with the designs.
The implementation of one of the four approved "scenarios" discussed for the chamber is crucial to the potential new child's development; Cruise's genetic technicians, still disappointed by the 50-Foot Suri and Asian Suri debacles that resulted from their earlier trial-and-error baby-fabrication experiments, are hoping that carefully engineering the incubating environment to include soothing, male-specific themes and colors might somehow prevent some of the unexpected mutations that marred their earlier efforts.