As you may have read, guitar hero Eddie Van Halen will be checking himself into rehab, where he'll be able to spend time with pretty much every celebrity not yet buried in the Bahamas. What's less shocking than the story is the photo that the Associated Press chose to run with it. Eddie kind of reminds us of someone... can't quite put our finger on it... oh, wait!
Get well soon, buddy. David Lee Roth really needs that reunion tour cash.