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If you're anything like us, somewhere around the tenth inscrutable story development in this past summer's Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, your mind drifted off to a simpler, more satisfying place, where complicated matters involving magical compasses and jars full of dirt gave way to fantasies about the sweaty couplings that must have been going on below decks on the Flying Dutchman (a ship itself named for an arcane sexual practice so disgusting that we will refrain from describing it in this space). Our porn-scrutinizing sister site Fleshbot this morning notes [link NSFW] that the folks at Sinful Comics [link NSFW] have caught the attention of an "outraged" Disney by filling in these egregious plot holes with artistic renderings of all the hot, tentacle-cocked-ghost-on-pirate-wench action the studio's version coyly omitted, featuring a Keira Knightley stand-in bazoomed even more generously than she was in the advertising materials for King Arthur. It's never too early on a Monday morning for some lovingly illustrated slashfic involving a Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom/Knightley three-way!