So we heard from the Post a while back that Leonard Bernstein's apartment at the Dakota was in contract, and now we hear it's all wrapped up. The buyer being... Philip Milstein. We know you're all going, "Who?" Columbia trustee? Son of Seymour Milstein? Of the real estate family? Bank of America plaza? Owns Emigrant Savings? Sold or bought Douglas Elliman or something? Actually one of the people who runs this town? Yeah, we know. He's not in deep with L. Ron, and has not yet flashed his shaved whatnots while getting out of a limo. So about that other sale at the Dakota.... [*crickets*]

Floorplan Porn [Curbed]
Our zany Tom Cruise-Moving-To-The Dakota obsession....