• And you don't even have to be any kind of Equinox trainer! Coopie will be subbing on Live With Regis and Kelly tomorrow and the next day while Reege gets his aorta scrubbed out. [B&C]
  
• That Madonna nanny tell-all went to Crown for more than half a mil. [Galleycat]
  
• Don't let Peter, Bjorn and John be the "buzz band" of SXSW! They are just not that important of a band! [StopPeterBjornandJohn]
  
• Rachel Sklar's Canadian, nice on the Radar vs. Page Six battle. For starters, shut the fuck up, Sklar! For finishers, we want some 300-style bloodbath porno out of the Radar-Page Six match-up. [ETP]

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