Okay, so this whole "Lindsay Lohan runs people down on the streets of New York outside Club Butter" thing? Now we've seen the video—and we've never, ever seen anyone do a worse job of pretending to be run down. This guy is so totally going to call Lionel Hutz for representation! And we're totally pro-paparazzi, God knows, but this whole car chase thing is ridiculously lame, and probably illegal. If they make La Lohan into Lady Di, we're gonna be pissed off. And for seconders? This is New York City, people. Can't you save this shit for Malibu?
Lindsay Lohan Chased By Paparazzi In New York [Access Hollywood]