What Will Richard Johnson Name His Offspring?

Page Six honcho Richard Johnson is due to be a new daddy in mere days; his lady Sessa von Richcerothoffenn (whatever) is all ready to roll out the business. We got started, but surely he could use your advice. (Inside baseball jokes asterisked for her pleasure!)

  • We Hear
  • Ruperette
  • Sesso
  • Frances Jo [*]
  • Celebrity Johnson
  • Moxie Criminal von Johnson-Richthofen
  • Col Allan Was The Real Father [*]
  • Karl Froelich, Jr. [*]
  • Enid Ann Johnson
  • Duiey von Richthofen [*]
  • Stoic Aryan Visage III