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    Here Is A List Of The Things That Scary Terrorist Man Did Not Do

    Did you hear? In a completely uncoerced confession, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has admitted to being the mastermind behind the September 11th attacks and almost every other attack ever! How great is that? Everything wrapped up in a nice, tidy package. Guant namo works! And now we can build some really tall buildings downtown! But there are some crimes so heinous even Mohammed disavowed them. We've exhaustedly listed each of them.

  • Eating the Lindbergh baby.
  • "Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip."
  • Turn of the Century.
  • That is all.

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