It's nearly St. Patrick's day, and you know what that means: Nerve will try to foist the sex tips of freckled redheads upon you. At least one lassie is clearly out to undo that dirty bugger soap-dodging stereotype. Colleen (pictured) recommends that, when you're letting someone stick it in your back hole, you "make sure you wash really, really well before. And after, obviously." Admirable! But we're not so sure about her other bits of wisdom: on boning a man who's "not legal to drink," she says, "It's absolutely not a recipe for disaster, and I say, you go, girl." Ahh, child molestation: a tradition as Irish as green beer.
Sex Advice From Irish Americans [Nerve]