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"Play with fire," K-Fed whispers into your ear, passing you a poker chip. You're at Search With Kevin. The Britney ex's search site is powered by the hopefully-embarrassed Prodégé search company. "Every time you search the web you stand a chance of winning a prize from Kevin Federline. It's that simple. Really." It's that simple? Really? Oh, you always had such a way with words, Kevin! What could I win? Oh boy! I could win your autograph! On a photo! Or — or even a t-shirt! My god, I'll never use Google again! — NICK DOUGLAS