Mold Star Motel: What Type Of Rejected Gawker Commenter Are You?

Each week, thousands of reader comments are rejected by our sharp-eyed hall monitor Intern Kaila. In this installment of Mold Star Motel, Kaila recognizes that there are identifiable patterns, repetitions — nay, archetypes - for rejected commenters, and that maybe, just maybe, we can see a little bit of ourselves and our tendencies in some of them. See if you stack up:

  • You are struggling to be accepted:
    Re: Gawker Comments: The How & Why: does that firecrotch with the horn get her ish posted? my comments never do, and i went to j-school for fuck's sake.