Who Is The Fat Hairless Secret Gay Pop Megastar?

In today's Gatecrasher column, Ben Widdicombe implies that someone is gay, for a change.

Which pop megastar celebrated his visit to NYC last week with an East Village gogo dancer and gay-for-pay rent boy? "he was fat, completely hairless and doesn't really like being touched," says the young gentleman.
We're all completely stumped is the thing. "Pop megastar?" Also, "East Village gogo dancer?" This megastar must be very rich to be able to import such people all the way from 1997. For real, though, guesses ?

Update:
Okay, okay, OKAY. Elton John. Hold him closer, tiny rentboy.
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