This Week in Commenter Executions

You've actually been a fairly well-behaved—even entertaining and sometimes enlightening!—bunch this week. It's a shame to see any of you go. But upon us all the axe must fall, and this week we say goodbye to five members of the commenting community. Did you make the cut?

Executed: Jonathan-8-Smith
Crime: Being asleep in class.

Executed: Zombie G. Zomborgo
Crime: Get your own blog.

Executed: Trouble
Crime: Implying that we have quotas. SUCK MY WWEEEEENNNNIEEEEEEEEE! We post about Radar because we fucking enjoy it!

Executed: gawker_stalker
Crime: Ignorance re: vag lifts, among other things.

Executed: Bartender
Crime: Constant linkage to Abbe Diaz. Abbe's "writing" makes our head hurt.

Execution is just that: banishment. Beheading. Public death. The big check-out. Y'all may check the Gawker Comments FAQ. It is also true that banned commenters may return through our invitation. The best way to receive such is to send us cookies (peanut butter, please) or charming and juicy gossip-filled emails.