Yoga mogul Rodney Yee, whose alleged studentfucking addiction attracted our attention not too long ago, contributes his two cents to a Thursday Styles piece on face yoga today. He's concerned that these classes, which claim to reduce wrinkles, are offering students false hope. "We've not discovered the fountain of youth, though people are always trying to obtain it... Yoga will add radiance to your face and relax you, which will make you look younger, but to just focus on the face is too specific and sounds more like a marketing ploy," And marketing ploys are to be disdained! Disdain them while shopping at the Rodney Yee Store.

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