Rewriting The 'Daily News': Chocolate Jesus

Cosimo Calallaro's sculpture "My Sweet Lord," which is an anatomically correct rendering of Jesus Christ made from nearly 200 lbs of dark chocolate, is provoking Catholic ire and funny headlines. The Daily News's stab? "CHOC FULL O'ANGER." Not bad! But we know you can do better. To get the ball rolling:

  • Eat, This Is My Body
  • Chocochrist, Superstar
  • Whoa, He Is Risen
  • Sweet Jesus! Is That His Easter Basket?
  • Hershey Highway To Heaven
  • The Ghiradelli Code
  • They Are Just Mad That He's Brown
  • Choc Full O' Anger [NYDN]