This weekend promises some of the nicest weather we've seen since that freakish world is ending hot spell in early January, so you might want to go outside if you're into that kind of thing! Or if not, there's some comedy, rock music, and movies that will keep you happily occupied indoors. You can go your own way.
Friday
That movie where the chick shoots people with her fucking leg, dude! [Paper]
British singer boy Mika plays a free in-store show at Barnes & Nobles. Those with a fear of strollers the size of cars and/or screaming 20-somethings need not apply. [FreeNYC]
Saturday
Mandy Stadtmiller is tall and funny and likes to text-message! Catch her in Comedy Combo #3[Mo Pitkins]
Oh My Rockness created their own version of March Madness called March Radness. Rad! [NYMag]
Sunday
Spend April Fool's Day with the biggest fool of them all: Tracy Morgan. [TONY]
It's the last year for Coney Island's Astroland, so live it up now. [FreeNYC]
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