• We beheld the hallowed Bowery Whole Foods.
  
• We had a difference of opinion about a certain Lit Boy.
  
• Madonna's nanny's book proposal reminded us that life is a mystery.
  
• We got to know the boys and girl at Radar.
  
• We opened the blinds and discovered that pervs keep a close eye on NYU kids.
  
• We Undermined those No Impact fuckers.
  
• We found out maybe even a little bit too much about what some gays (who obviously represent all gays ever!) do at the Black Party.
  
• We found out that some young people don't have health insurance.
  
• But at least they now know how to unstick a tampon.
  

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