Today, Radar gets with Matt Sanchez, the adult film actor turned adult GOP mascot. (Both careers require someone to have some fingers in him!) It gets really weird. For one:

Are you not attracted to men anymore?
I never said I was in the first place. Gay men are like fundamentalist Muslims. If you leave their religion they have to send out a fatwa and demand your execution.
That's right. That's why we took out David Bowie, Lou Reed and Mick Jagger in the mid-80s.

Strife of the Part [Radar]