April, in addition to being the cruelest month, is also the month we pretend to care about poetry. How about that? The citizens of Williamsboard have decided to celebrate in style, with Odes to the messageboard itself. These verses range from highbrow ("Exhibitionists/And voyeurs, brought together/So symbiotic") to not at all highbrow ("a simple ode to williamsboard/whose selection of females cannot be ignored/all the hipster dudes/want them to post n00dz/but most of them probably PM them to fjord"). We can't wait to read more of this thread. Something awesome has got to rhyme with "maybe make a speculum out of spoons?"