Oh, poor Peter Braunstein! The W staff-stalker and fake firefighter's lawyer says Braunstein has a blood clot in his brain and was been found bleeding from the ears. Not only that, he has a fractured skull. But no one knows how he got it! Could another inmate have bashed his head in? After all, he was moved to a high-security area of the prison after inmates threatened to slit his throat. But word is that Braunstein actually broke his skull himself, by hitting his head repeatedly against the sink in his cell. (Sounds like someone had a bad case of the Mondays!) All will undoubtedly be revealed at the trial—jury selection begins next week. BTW, please get down there and on that jury so you can tell us all about it!

'Fire Phony' Is One Smug Sicko [NYP]