We know that expecting relevance or currency from Rolling Stone is a lot like writing Walt Whitman's "Song of Myself" in the snow with your piss—either way, your unit is going to fall off before it happens. Even so, Pink Floyd? On the cover? In 2007? Did that Bill Haley & The Comets story not make the cut?

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