• As the world waits, breath bated, for the revelation of Anna Nicole Smith's child's paternity, Cindy Adams continues to sully her memory: today she reveals that more of the bombshell's diaries will be sold on eBay. There are pictures of her "Doing It" with a female! [Cindy]
  
• It wasn't Wild Girl exploiter Joe Francis who got punched in the head in Miami last Saturday, it was his girlfriend. It would be wrong to say that she deserves it for dating him, wouldn't it. [Page Six]
  
• Oh! But also Joe Francis might have to go to jail—he didn't make the payouts he promised to seven underaged girls who claimed he'd victimized them. [NewsHerald]
  
• David Bowie bought his assistant a very fancy ring (she is 60). [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
  
• Is Britney dating someone named "Howie Day" and if so why? [MSNBC]

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