We're hearing that bachelor millionaire playboy and New York Observer owner Jared Kushner has a new playmate! The two of them have lots in common. Both love to discuss their recent acquisitions (and, of course, their fathers'), and we imagine that their shared Ivy League backgrounds also provides much pillow-talk fodder. Unfortunately, they are doomed to be just friends, as Ivanka Trump is most certainly not a Jew. Too bad, really; their kids have some intense super-genes at their disposal. For the official word from Jared's spokesperson, it's just that "they're buddies."