Breaking! Hollywood Plots To Destroy 'Redline'!


A Defamer operative just forwarded us this MySpace distress signal issued by Redline producer Daniel Sadek, alerting the world to Hollywood's coordinated efforts to prevent future maverick filmmakers from stepping outside their outdated, exclusionist system and spending $55 million of their own money to impress their out-of-work actress girlfriends. Even if the nefarious forces aligned against our producing hero do manage to poison the internets against Redline and contribute to the disappointing opening weekend we all fear is coming, they can't kill its vital, fast-cars-and-loose-women-in-skimpy-underthings spirit, which will live on through its truly stunning web presence.