Breaking! Sanjaya Taking Meetings, Has Entourage!

This maddeningly brief report on fallen Idol Sanjaya Malakar's current whereabouts just came in from an operative over at Fox:

he's here at fox. meeting w/ casting of all people. huge entourage. hair status not yet confirmed.

We'll share details as they become available (especially on the hair status, but don't get your hopes up—the wet weather makes something elaborate all but impossible, even with as many as five stylists in tow), but this seems like a logical place for Malakar to star his post-Idol journey: Since Fox is responsible for unleashing him upon the world, they should at least be given the first opportunity to stunt-cast him in their failing sitcoms for sweeps or set him up with a variety show of his own.