Gossip Roundup: Jonathan Rhys Meyers In Rehab!

  • Tudors hottie Jonathan Rhys Meyers has entered an undisclosed treatment facility. "He felt a break was needed in order to maintain his recovery," says his rep. "What! What was he addicted to, beauty?" asks our Josh Stein. No Josh: Alkie-hol. That's why he was so fun! [People]
  • The Sheryl Crow concert rider on The Smoking Gun would seem to indicate that the singer has a rather large carbon footprint. But her rep tells Page Six that the document's "an old one from 10 years ago." Her current tour bus probably runs on recycled fryolator grease or something. [Page Six]
  • Also, do she and Laurie David secretly hate each other? [Gatecrasher]
  • Martha Stewart has her priorities in order. "Any man hoping to please her better like cats. After her divorce, one would-be suitor 'sat down in a wing chair in my parlor and, all of sudden, there were six cats sitting all over him.... He said, 'I hate cats.' ... I didn't see him again.' [R&M, 2nd item]