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· People names Drew Barrymore its Most Beautiful Famous Person, then forces her to pose without makeup. Don't those fucking sadists realize she's in her thirties? She'll be ruined!
· See, the difference is CAAA just kidnaps your dog; CAA would tie you down and kill it while you helplessly watched.
· What Britney Spears really needs in her life is a creepy, career-controlling father figure to straighten her out.
· We know that we've been dismissive of her work in the past, but suddenly we find ourselves somewhat more interested in that chick from The Hills. Hmmm. Must be the new bathing suit.
· Jimmie Walker and Ann Coulter: What's not to get about that?