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· We're number one! We're number one!
· RIP, Tom Poston. Couldn't they have gone with something a little better than "TV's clueless everyman"? At the very least, how about "TV's lovably clueless everyman"?
· A recovering Ebert speaks.
· Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields are really overdoing it with the BFF act. We get it, he's totally OK with her choice to use dangerous street drugs to treat her depression now.
· You see, it's funny because a bitch is a female dog. She's shopping for a dog! LOL.
· Toronto gets 999 Borats.