Kirsten Dunst Has Her Priorities In Order

  • Kirsten Dunst bailed early on the Spiderman 3 premiere to attend her own birthday party, which seems like a good call to us. [Page Six]
  • David Hasselhoff blames his ex-wife, who "has her own agenda," for leaking his embarrassing boozy video. It's like the Baldwin thing but a thousand times more pathetic! [Page Six]
  • Today is Paris Hilton's DUI case's court date! Prosecutors want her to serve 45 days in jail. [TMZ]
  • Hills 'star' Heidi Montag is getting her money's worth from those new boobs. [Egotastic]
  • Frank Rich is getting sued, oooh! Oh. By an audiobook publisher, for breach of contract or something. We were interested and now are not. [R&M, last item]