Who Says There's No News on Saturday?S

Once in a while, Gawker Weekend gets to a page like A27 in today's Times and it all makes sense. This dog's eyes betray the wisdom and sadness of an old soul. Weird how the one walking on its nose has its physiology illustrated with that X. Are they trying to tell Paris that Tinkerbell will become faster than other canines even as her own health declines while in prison?