Cindy Adams: 'Britney Likes Strap-Ons'

Post grannygoss Cindy keeps it relevant today with this brief but layered aside:

Hey, Britney sure Spears 'em. Her bed has so much traffic it has a passing lane. [And leave me alone. I'm entitled to my comments. When you get a column you can say what you want.]
What do you know, Cindy, we do sorta have a "column!" But we would just like to use it to say thanks.

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[Cindy]