· Even more than the original that inspired it, we blame this video for the loss of David Hasselhoff's visitation rights.
· Also pretty disturbing: This photo of Cate Blanchett.
· Nearly as unappetizing: the French Spider-Man cheeseburger.
· And don't even go there, sez Chloe!
· Now that you mention it: What's up with the ball-gag?