This Week In Gawker Redundancies

As long as we're getting rid of things around here we might as well toss out a few commenters to boot. We've started to realize something: Posts about femiladyism bring out the worst in some people. A healthy portion of this week's cull comes from chick-related topics. The rest of the departed? They're just dicks. Here's who goes:

Made Redundant: Longacre
Crime: Familiarity with Huffington Post.

Made Redundant: iceprincess
Crime: Taking his or her horror of bodies out on the rest of us.

Made Redundant: yellojkt
Crime: Double posting.

Made Redundant: Hot Chocolate
Crime: Pervy park behavior.

Made Redundant: swedishfish
Crime: Kicking a man when he's down.

Redundancies are just that: An HR-approved way to get rid of you while deflecting all blame and making you feel doubly victimized. It's not you—it's just that we don't need you any more. Y'all may check the Gawker Comments FAQ. It is also true that banned commenters may return through our invitation. The best way to receive such is to send us cookies (peanut butter, please, and not personalized) or charming and juicy gossip-filled emails.