So yesterday Peter Braunstein's attorney read a couple excerpts from his client's journals.
In them, Mr. Braunstein described how he had spoken with God three times, beginning when he was 13. He said he expected to go to heaven, while Anna Wintour, the editor of Vogue magazine, would go to hell.Any additional commentary would be superfluous.
He wrote that he identified with the victims of Hurricane Katrina, because they were poor and did not care about fashion and status. And he wrote that he expected to be killed by the police when he was captured.
Meanwhile, he wrote, "Wintour will be escorted by eunuchs to a place in hell run entirely by large rats." As for himself, he wrote, "I'll be in heaven, along with Joan of Arc, Biohazard's mom and Aaron Spelling."