• George Soros and Queen Noor, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. [R&M]
  
• In case you forgot (we did!), "socialite" Zeta Graff's defamation suit against Paris Hilton—she alleges that Paris "planted a false and damaging" story about her in Page Six, ohnoes—goes to trial next week. [Hollywood Reporter]
  
• Denise Richards so totally did not tell the paparazzi where she'd be all the time during her divorce from Charlie Sheen and initial hookup with Richie Sambora. "It was awful," she says in Glamour. [Page Six]
  
• Melanie Griffith has not been taking good care of her knees. [The Superficial]
  
• What if they threw a Free Paris protest and nobody came? [TMZ]
  
• A former personal chef for the Sting-Stylers has won a lawsuit against that tantric twosome. Apparently they fired her for getting knocked up. [R&M, last item]

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