Since nobody else has posted an announcement, it falls to Valleywag: Sergey Brin, the Google founder and the richest eligible bachelor in the US, and Anne Wojcicki, the down-to-earth biotech specialist he's been dating, were married last weekend. The Washington Post reports that the mystery location (guests were told only to turn up for a ride in the Google jet) was the Bahamas. A relatively mundane destination, after the rumored bachelor party expedition to kitesurf in Greenland. "Google officials said they cannot comment on their executives' personal lives," according to Reliable Source, the Post's gossip column. "But one guest told friends that Brin flew the smallish wedding party down to the islands and that the ceremony itself was held on a sandbar to which guests either had to swim or take a boat." Any other reports? Send them in.