• Paris Hilton got her shrink to say that being forced to testify in that Zeta Graff defamation suit would "exacerbate her current mental condition," and the trial was postponed. [TMZ]
  
• Foxy Brown almost ran over a baby in Brooklyn! Can she maybe star in a special season of 'Charm School' where she is Mo'Nique's only pupil? [Gatecrasher]
  
• Model Sara Kova opened up to Rush & Molloy about her slutty ways, which recently included a makeout sesh with Lindsay Lohan's kinda-boyfriend Calum Best. [R&M]
  
• Petra Nemcova survived a tsunami so that she could live to make out with Stavros Niarchos. [Page Six]
  
• Britney Spears celebrated Mother's Day eve hard. [Cindy]

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