Barack Obama to Rival Jesus In At Least One More WayS

Namely, in that starting Monday we'll be able to send youths to camp to prepare them for the rapture that is the 2008 Presidential Election. The Chicago Tribune reports that the inpatient Obamarama starts Monday, meaning that "Campers will be schooled in the policies and promises of Sen. Barack Obama, the Illinois Democrat whose presidential campaign is sponsoring the program." 1,500 cute little go-getters will spend their tenure at Obama Camp learning political recruitment strategies in addition to having sex on the last night and promising to write each other even during the school year.

Campaigns Chase Elusive Young Voters [Chicago Tribune]