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We hear today's New York mag profile of Tom Ford got tamed down a bit in late edits. While the published piece does contain lots of talk about his underpantsless junk, the actual description of said junk didn't make the final cut. "Nice and thick" is the summary description from one early reader of the piece. See? Now that's service journalism. And of Tom Ford's business, we'd expect nothing less. Now, back to your regular high-falutin' coverage.