Brandon Holley's "Jane" Transformation Complete!

For the record, it was current Jane editor Brandon Holley who got hitched over the weekend in Virginia (update: actually, now we hear it was over last weekend) to musician John Deley, not Original Jane, AKA Jane Pratt, as "the gossip's gossip sheet" Jossip originally reported.

Now they're saying that:

Brandon Holley's "Jane" Transformation Complete!

... and ... we give up.